Terry Richardson Put Up The Photos From The XXL Magazine Shoot ( the recent one with lil wayne on the cover). Click Photo To See The Rest
Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
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Why do we spend our nights on Tumblr?
( ) Because we have no social life.
( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.
(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside, and mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.
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When my parents type “www.” into the url.
I’m like:
and they’re just like:
my best friend does it and im just like wtf
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Teacher asks you to read out loud.
You don’t even know the page they’re on
What book are we reading ?!
WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?!
ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION.
NO HABLA INGLÉS.
LMFAO I LAUGHED TOO MUCH TO NOT REBLOG.
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